Armed and Dangerous
At week’s end, the US news media continues its bad amateur comedy club impersonation. In spite of this, they still wonder why we
are tuning them out and seeking other sources for news and information. When a “Cleric” (we still can’t bring
ourselves to call them what they are – instigators of murder and terror) who
has lived in London for 20 years proclaims that he wants to fly the flag
of Islam over the world, all our news media can find to talk about is the
Karl Rove story, which they invented and whether or not they’ll be able to
continue murdering babies after confirmation of a new Supreme Court Judge. The British are supposedly better at dealing
with terror than we are. If that’s so,
why isn’t this “Cleric” in prison – or with Allah?
The British conducted a terrorism
poll. Stop laughing now, this is
serious. Let me sum it up for you. England should immediately imprison one in four Muslims or
deport them to the Islamic utopia of their choice. That’s about 100,000 according to the
poll. I can see it coming now. “The latest XYZ news poll reveals that there
are no Muslims in America who are sympathetic to terror.
Samplings of Muslims across the country showed that all responded
negatively when asked, are you sympathetic to terror.”
In New York, they started random searches
at mass transit stations. There are
already complaints and orders against racial profiling. I can think of no reason to search an Arab
looking man wearing an overcoat and carrying a backpack. Can you?
Let’s be politically correct and search only children and grannies. You do realize that following the next New York attack Ted Kennedy will declare that the war on
terror is a quagmire and insist that we immediately withdraw from New York.
Have you read any of the
stories about nukes
allegedly smuggled into our country by practitioners of the religion of
peace? I don’t know if I believe them,
but with borders that leak like a sieve and bin Laden’s stated goal of needing
to kill 4 million of us, I have more reason to believe it than not. Even if it’s true and the government knew it,
they couldn’t tell us. If the President
came on television and said we know that terrorists in our country have nuclear
weapons, people would panic, refugees would invade my peaceful and well-armed
neighborhood and hooligans would make it unsafe for anyone who appears to be of
the Middle Eastern persuasion.
Tancredo thinks we should promise to nuke’em right back. My goodness Tom, that is very politically
incorrect of you. Besides Mecca, I think Tehran and Damascus are also good choices. CAIR
says we should stifle Tom. We agree
CAIR, right after you do some stifling of your own. Actually, CAIR, which is another way to spell
Hamas in the US, is also a good suggestion for the troops at target acquisition.
Speaking of targets. In Iran,
our friends are actively recruiting and training murder-bombers. One little nuke in the center of the garrison
could accelerate their quest for martyrdom.
Don’t these idiots realize that we faced down the world’s largest
nuclear arsenal, that we have used atomic weapons before and that we will never
be the ultimate loser in a war? If they
really want to live in the 7th century a few well placed nuclear tipped
ICBMs will get them there. I think I’ll
start hoarding food and preparing for refugees.
One final note on the war on
terror. Whatever you do, make sure Ted
Kennedy or Dick Durbin doesn’t see this photo because it’s proof
that we’ve been torturing Sadaam. I came
across it the other night while reading news on the Internet. Horror of all horrors. Sadaam is wearing BCG’s. For the uninformed, this is the affectionate
name (birth control glasses) given to the stylish glasses issued to American
Soldiers. I’m wearing a pair right
now. Like American Soldiers, they’re
tough and effective. Why BCG’s? Do you think you’ll come across as the alpha
male or female while wearing these puppies?
I’m glad I’m over here in
the hills of the not so densely populated and rural
Republic of Wild
and Wonderful West
Virginia. I’ve considered relocating to the site of my
raising, the southern part of the state.
There, the hills are steeper, the valleys deeper and the people
fewer. The politicians are mostly crooks
but every home has at least two high-powered rifles with scopes, several
shotguns generally 12 gauge or 20 gauges for the women and everyone can shoot. The terrain is easy to defend. There are pistols in back pockets and glove
compartments of pick-up trucks. These
boys were settin’ charges in coalmines and blowing rocks out of the road before
Mohammed could spell bomb. A standard
greeting for strangers in Wyoming
county is, “You from around here?” The
last words a person might hear before he starts looking for his 72 virgins are,
“You ain’t one of them Aaarabs er ye?”
If you think our epic war
started on 9/11, learn about Isaac
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